timeywimeytraveller asked: can you recommend some asoue blogs for me :) ?
I can, but I won’t.
Horrible things have happened to people who have asked this very question.
Anonymous asked: How do you know I can be trusted? You do not. However this is an amazing tumblr. Please, Please Update. PLEASE!? The World Is Quiet Here
More importantly, how do you know I can be trusted?
When searching for someone it’s useful to know what that person looks like as people tend to lie about who they are, hoping to go unnoticed.
Here’s what artist Lincevioleta imagines the Quagmire triplets would look like.
It has been set.
The date: June 5th
The time: When you’re at your most foolish.
You are courteously invited to not attend this event.
Caller: It’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?
Receiver: Indeed it has. I’m not much good at calling or writing.
Caller: Well, it is never too late to start.
Receiver: I suppose not. It must be quite late there. You still live on 412 Reetnulov Street?
Caller: I moved to your suburb a few days ago due to an interesting turn of events. I didn’t want
to, but I can’t go back now.
Receiver: Yes, it is too late to return.
Receiver: I must go.
Quite often, people will demand ridiculous and possibly dangerous things such as a subscription to a very unhelpful but popular newspaper.
Due to such misinformed but popular demand, this researcher is back.
New tragedies shall befall you soon.
With all due respect,