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#lemony snicket  #asoue  #vfd  
  Evidence added on March 10, 2013 at an undisclosed time
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Title: Drive Away (End Title) Artist: Thomas Newman 293 plays
#lemony snicket  #asoue  #a series of unfortunate events  #vfd  #drive away  #thomas newman  
  Evidence added on March 10, 2013 at an undisclosed time
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timeywimeytraveller asked: can you recommend some asoue blogs for me :) ?

I can, but I won’t.

Horrible things have happened to people who have asked this very question.

Run.

  Evidence added on November 15, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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Anonymous asked: How do you know I can be trusted? You do not. However this is an amazing tumblr. Please, Please Update. PLEASE!? The World Is Quiet Here

More importantly, how do you know I can be trusted?

  Evidence added on November 15, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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The poet, the journalist and the cartographer

When searching for someone it’s useful to know what that person looks like as people tend to lie about who they are, hoping to go unnoticed.

Here’s what artist Lincevioleta imagines the Quagmire triplets would look like.

#lemony snicket  #a series of unfortunate events  #asoue  #quagmire  #quagmire triplets  #isadora quagmire  #duncan quagmire  #quigley quagmire  #lincevioleta  #deviantart  #art  #poet  #journalist  #cartographer  #color  #images  
  Evidence added on October 23, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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It has been set.

The date: June 5th
The time: When you’re at your most foolish.

You are courteously invited to not attend this event.

  Evidence added on May 29, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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Script

(Telephone rings)
Caller: It’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?
Receiver: Indeed it has. I’m not much good at calling or writing.
Caller: Well, it is never too late to start.
Receiver: I suppose not. It must be quite late there. You still live on 412 Reetnulov Street?
Caller: I moved to your suburb a few days ago due to an interesting turn of events. I didn’t want
to, but I can’t go back now.
Receiver: Yes, it is too late to return.
(Doorbell rings)
Receiver: I must go.

  Evidence added on April 15, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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Unpopular demand

Quite often, people will demand ridiculous and possibly dangerous things such as a subscription to a very unhelpful but popular newspaper.

Due to such misinformed but popular demand, this researcher is back.

#volunteer fire department  #vfd  #demand  #researcher  
  Evidence added on April 04, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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Dearest Readers,

New tragedies shall befall you soon.

With all due respect,
Unknown source

  Evidence added on January 05, 2012 at an undisclosed time
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I’m never truly relaxed until I have left Town Hall. The Council of Elders makes me feel very skittish. All those strict rules! It makes me so skittish that I never speak during one of their council meetings. But I always feel much better the moment I walk out of the building.

Hector’s first words to the Baudelaire orphans
#a series of unfortunate events  #asoue  #lemony snicket  #hector  #handyman  #council of elders  #town hall  #rules  #skittish  #no speaking  #7  
  Evidence added on July 19, 2011 at an undisclosed time
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