Dear Reader,

It is with great despondency that I must inform you that the collection you have stumbled upon is almost completely dedicated to the Baudelaire orphans, the Quagmires, several unpleasant people, several pleasant people in unpleasant situations and an organization that may or may not be watching you at this very moment.

Most unsettling things can be learned by browsing through this collection of bits and pieces of evidence and sorrow. Read at your own risk.

With all due respect,
An unknown researcher of
The Volunteer Fire Department

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The two worst things that one is forced to endure when enrolling in a school are gym class and exams. Unless you are an athlete that enjoys growing tired and sweaty, or someone who has nothing better to do that study dull facts all night, or both of these things, you would know exactly what I’m talking about.

The three Baudelaire siblings had to endure both of these things: S.O.R.E. under Coach Genghis and comprehensive, tedious exams under Mr. Remora and Mrs. Bass.

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