“You don’t have to worry about the Quagmires, either. At least, not for much longer. I don’t know if you happened to read the Mulctuary Money Management newsletter, but I have some very good news about your friends…I have been promoted. I am now the bank’s Vice President in Charge of Orphan Affairs…I am in charge…of the Quagmire situation…I am taking a three-week helicopter ride to a mountain peak where the Quagmires may have been spotted.”
— Mr. Poe, discussing the Quagmire situation with the Baudelaires outside 667 Dark Avenue. As usual, he was not at all helpful.

