Dear Reader,
It is with great despondency that I must inform you that the collection you have stumbled upon is almost completely dedicated to the Baudelaire orphans, the Quagmires, several unpleasant people, several pleasant people in unpleasant situations and an organization that may or may not be watching you at this very moment.
Most unsettling things can be learned by browsing through this collection of bits and pieces of evidence and sorrow. Read at your own risk.
With all due respect,
An unknown researcher of
The Volunteer Fire Department
• Ask me anything
“A Martini? Isn’t that an alcoholic beverage?”
— Klaus Baudelaire to Jerome Squalor
For an Aqueous Martini—”aqueous” simply means “made from or relating to water”, for which the scientific representation is “H20”—one will need the following:
1. Water, preferably cold and bottled to ensure fine quality
2. An olive
3. A fancy Martini glass
It is unknown whether aqueous Martinis are still “in”, but regardless, this recipe will make for a fantastically ridiculous drink. Enjoy!
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