Parsley Soda cannot easily be found at your local store, and there is probably a very good reason for this. Although this drink may have been so fashionable at the time that the Squalors went out to buy several crate-fills of it, it is simply horrible and disgusting.
Most store owners, who more often than not have more common sense than the residents of 667 Dark Avenue, decided to pull the vile drink off their shelves after a while.
If you do not believe me as to how awful this beverage tastes, or if by some chance Parsley Soda is back “in”, follow this recipe to prepare it.

