Dear Reader,
It is with great despondency that I must inform you that the collection you have stumbled upon is almost completely dedicated to the Baudelaire orphans, the Quagmires, several unpleasant people, several pleasant people in unpleasant situations and an organization that may or may not be watching you at this very moment.
Most unsettling things can be learned by browsing through this collection of bits and pieces of evidence and sorrow. Read at your own risk.
With all due respect,
An unknown researcher of
The Volunteer Fire Department
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A description by Lemony:
“On Olaf’s feet were a pair of shiny black boots with high tops that almost reached his knees…Over one of Olaf’s eyes was a monocle, which is an eyeglass for one eye…the sort of eyewear that requires you to furrow your brow in order to keep it in place. And the rest of his body was covered in a pinstripe suit…[he pretended to be foreign, using the word “please” incorrectly quite often]…”
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